Quote from Elliot in My Self-Examination
Turk: Anyway, uh, I may not ever be able to tell you how much you mean to me, but I promise I will try to show you for the rest of my life. I love you. Carla: I love you. Elliot: Aren't they amazing? J.D.: I don't love you. Elliot: What? J.D.: Please don't cry. Elliot: Oh, I won't. [Elliot pushes J.D. across the table] J.D.: Oh, God! Someone call 911! Elliot: [to Nurse Roberts] Oh, could I get a little more wine, please? This chicken is fantastic!