Quote from Dr. Cox in My Self-Examination
Carla: Okay, I'm ordering more pens. Do you like twisty bottoms or clicky tops? Dr. Cox: I can't imagine anything I care less about. Dr. Kelso: Damn these twisty bottoms. We need some more clicky tops. Dr. Cox: Not gonna happen, Bob. Here I just told Carla to order a hundred thousand twisty bottoms. Dr. Kelso: Nice face. But can't you just order a box of clicky tops for me? Dr. Cox: No, Bob. Everybody gets the same. Dr. Kelso: Fine. I'll just take these. [Dr. Cox knocks the pens over] You just bought yourself four weekends on call. Damn twisty bottoms! Carla: You just said you didn't care. Why are you fighting? Dr. Cox: I can't stop!