Quote from Turk in My Self-Examination
Carla: Turk, when I asked you if you wanted to write your own vows, you said yes. Turk: Baby, I'm on top of it, all right? I promise you this weekend'll go off without a hitch! Carla: Oh, hey, how did it go picking up my brother at the airport this morning? Turk: I'm sorry, what? Carla: How could you forget him!? You two have enough trouble getting along as it is. Turk: Baby, I'm joking. [runs away] Carla: Aw. [As Turk leaves the hospital, Marco arrives on the back of a pick-up truck transporting a goat] Turk: Hey, Marco! The invites said no dates! No da-