Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Fault
J.D.: [v.o.] In some ways, Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso are a lot like an old married couple. Dr. Kelso: I need your opinion about something. Dr. Cox: Yes, Bob, those pants do make you look like you're holding water. Dr. Kelso: Perry, I'll tell you the same thing I told a comic I once saw at a strip club in Reno: I'm not here for the jokes.