Carla & Turk: [judgmental muttering]
Dr. Cox: Oh, don't even start, Tarla, or Curk, or whatever you're calling this little two-headed judgmental freak-show. Why don't I do a little piece for you I like to call Your First Year of Marriage: "I do." Oh, kiss, kiss, kiss. "Why can't we have a baby?" "Why you spending so much money on clothes?" "Why you sleeping with my sister?" "Why can't I hang out with my peeps?" [imitates explosion]
Turk: Baby, I would never sleep with your sister. She's hideous.
Carla: And I would never have a crush on someone else.