J.D.: No, but wait. I already got my shifts covered for the next two days. Besides, where're you gonna find somebody else? You think Lonnie, my intern, gives a rat's ass about acute thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura?
Lonnie: ATTP? It killed my father.
Dr. Cox: You're in.
Lonnie: It is gonna be so amazing working on the disease that tore my family apart.
J.D.: Kiss ass.