Quote from J.D. in My Moment of Un-Truth
J.D.: Anyway, I don't think Turk's gonna be as excited about your big date as you are. All right? He definitely won't love the fact that I knew about it. So just tell him in five years. [fantasy, five years later:] Turk: You did what?! [reality:] J.D.: Make that 20 years. [fantasy, twenty years later:] Turk: Honey, that was a long time ago. Why are you still living here? J.D.: Because I've got nowhere else to go! [farts] Sorry.