Quote from Janitor in My Moment of Un-Truth
Janitor: Hey, fellas. Guess what's on. A little show that I like to call indisputable evidence. [on tape:] Troy: Thank you, brothers, for inviting me to your twin birthday party. Janitor: No problem, Troy. Hey, brother, why don't you enjoy this nice pen set that I got for you? Check it out. Take your time. Approach it slowly. Janitor: [as Roscoe] Hey, wow. Thanks, bro. I'm definitely gonna use this to write to you when I finish my around-the-world travels. Put her there, man. All right! You do a good job around here. [in reality:] Janitor: And that, boys, is a brotherly handshake.