Carla: Look, everyone thinks it's just guys who get all freaked out before the wedding, but it happens to women, too. And Ronnie-
J.D.: Ronnie?
Carla: Ron. Ron. He's not just some guy, J.D. He's my "what if" guy, the one I always wondered about, the one I idealized, you know? If I go out with him and I feel nothing, you know how confident I'll feel about Turk?
J.D.: Now I want you to go. You know what that means?
J.D.: [v.o.] That she's a sorceress.
Carla: Look, I would never do anything inappropriate.
J.D.: Then you won't mind if I tell Turk.
Carla: If you have to, go ahead. But then I'll know that we're not as close as I thought. [holds beads]
J.D.: Damn beads.