Dr. Kelso: Dr. Reid, why are you using standard macrolides to treat your patient instead of clo-veritol?
Elliot: [stammers]
Dr. Cox: Oh, clo-veritol is a drug? Now, honestly, Bob, here I was under the impression that it was a travel agency, what with all the free golf trips they've gone ahead and sent you on.
Dr. Kelso: I'll have you know that I do not authorize any drug for this hospital that I haven't personally researched.
Elliot: What did the research for clo-veritol say, sir?
Dr. Kelso: When life's not fair at all, use clo-veritol.