Turk: Buddy, I get that you and Carla have been hanging out a lot, but pretending you're going to steal her from me makes you seem sad, pathetic and very lonely.
J.D.: Your woman wants me so bad, we've developed our own little shorthand with each other. Mornin'.
Carla: Good morning.
J.D.: That means good morning.
Turk: Noted.