J.D.: I don't know what happened there. I'm usually quick and funny.
Doctor: So I had this guy today presenting vomiting and abdominal pain? Two hours and one CT later, I tell him he's got ischemic bowel.
J.D.: Have you ever noticed that words that rhyme with "bowel" are always bad? Like "scowl", "growl" "movies with Andie MacDowell".
Dr. Mickhead: You're right, J.D. You are funny.
J.D.: Stop.
J.D.: [v.o.] Ischemic bowel! That's it