J.D.: [v.o.] I couldn't help but think two things. First, I do look stunning in these navy scrubs. I mean, come on, who wants a taste? Second, everyone's day begins differently around here. The surgeons for instance are the most superstitious bunch. So they always start their mornings with an oddly homo-erotic ass slap.
Turk: Dude, too deep!
J.D.: [v.o.] And then their own personal good luck rituals.
Turk: Oh, where's my lucky Tabasco 'do-rag!?
J.D.: Why don't you just use Power Rangers?
Turk: How are Power Rangers as lucky as Tabasco?
J.D.: You remember when communications with Zordon went down and the Megazord was destroyed?
Turk: How did I miss that episode? Oh, that's right, I was making love to a woman.
J.D.: Power Rangers, ho!