J.D.: Uh, Dr. Kelso? That's my pen.
Dr. Cox: Nice grab.
J.D.: Well, I'm a lefty.
Dr. Cox: You know, my head's probably going to melt when I say this but Kelso's idea wasn't half bad. Letting you run this place for a day would be a great educational experience. And, come on, let's face facts. The training bra's got to come off eventually. So, it's your show, Debbie. Is this moment just the way you always pictured it?
[fantasy: J.D. playing with Dr. Cox and J.D. action figures:]
J.D.: [as Cox] It's your show, Debbie. Is this moment just like you always pictured? [J.D.'s head falls off] Stupid homemade dolls.
[reality:]
J.D.: It's a little bigger.