Quote from Turk in My Tormented Mentor
Turk: Dr. Miller accused me of being sexist. Me! I'm marrying Carla who do you think wears the pants? And the shirts, and the shoes, and sometimes my underwear. Elliot: Really? Turk: I said nothing. Nurse Roberts: Mr. Roberts likes to wear my brassieres. Elliot: Hm? Turk: Elliot, this woman doesn't like me. It could keep me from becoming the youngest chief of surgery in history, which could keep me from curing paralysis, which could keep me from having my birthday be a national holiday! And everyone knows I hate to work on my birthday!