Carla: Todd, you have thirty seven complaints of sexual harassment.
Dr. Kelso: See, it's working. Well, good luck with the seminar.
Carla: Oh, Dr. Kelso, you have five.
Dr. Kelso: Oh, I know. I put those in myself to prove a point. If you'll notice, all the "Kelso"s are written with a lower-case "K".
Carla: No, they're not.
Dr. Kelso: Well, it was worth a shot. There must be some loophole for me. Where's Ted?