Maddie: We were going to go to the gym, but I could just as easily throw up instead. Or you could just give us a work-out right here.
J.D.: Uh, I guess I could hang for a smidge.
Maddie: Good. 'Cause we've got something to tell you. Right, Allie?
Allison: How dare you tell us to leave our best friend's house because you want to kiss Perry's ass.
[fantasy: the two ladies are vampires who feast on J.D.'s neck:]
J.D.: You know, ladies, I'm not usually into the rough stuff, but... Oooooh.
[reality:]
J.D.: You shall not feast on me!