Dr. Green: Okay. So who wants what bigger or smaller?
Carla: My fiance would like to have his mole removed.
Dr. Green: That? That's cute. It's like a tickle button.
Turk: No, it's not. It needs to go away.
Dr. Green: Alright, I'll scrape it away and we'll cover it with skin from the back of your upper thigh.
[later:]
J.D.: So you'd be a butt face.
Elliot: That'd be a funny nickname.
Turk: No, it wouldn't.