Quote from Ted in My Screw Up
Ted: [on the phone] You wanna quit? Then quit! But you, sir, are a worthless peon, and you always will be a worthless peon. [hangs up] Sir, you know my band The Worthless Peons? Well, Chris from Shipping and Receiving wants to go solo. We lose him, we lose our sex appeal. He's the only one with hair. What do you think I should do?