Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Porcelain God
Dr. Kelso: Hector's wife just set my drapes on fire with her damn prayer candle. Dr. Cox: He's here. Dr. Kelso: I want them both out of my office. Carla: Sir, there's a ton of empty beds right here. All you have to do is flick the switch. Dr. Kelso: You know how to do that, don't you, Bob? You just bend over and flick.