Dr. Cox: Boy, I never thought I'd see that guy again. I mean, he had to drop out of our residency class because of the God-awful severity of his condition.
J.D.: I can't imagine you as a resident.
[fantasy: Dr. Cox has an ear-ring and blond hair:]
Man: Hey, Coxy!
Dr. Cox: Shut up, jackass! I rock!
[reality:]
J.D.: Was the blond hair and the earring 'cause you were in a rock band or 'cause you loved pirates?
Dr. Cox: What?
J.D.: [v.o.] Loved pirates, just like me.