J.D.: Which one of these is Chet's? We gotta put this coat back.
Turk: Oh, I think it's this one. Dude, look at the size of this Odor-Eater! We could surf on it!
J.D.: I still don't understand why Danni's breaking up with me, man. I gotta go talk to her.
[Turk slaps J.D. with Chet's giant Odor-Eater]
J.D.: Okay, first of all, words cannot describe the smell that is currently on my cheek.