Dr. Cox: What the hell, there, Pee-Pants? Are you the only one here?
Doug: I drew the short straw, so I have to press record on all the tape players when you start the lecture.
Dr. Cox: Of course you do, but you don't actually expect me-
[Doug runs around pressing record on all the tape recorders]
Dr. Cox: Where is everybody?
Doug: They all had really important things to do?