Carla: Bambi, you owe her closure. Hell, you owe it to every woman you've ever dated.
[fantasy: J.D. addresses the women he's dated:]
J.D.: Listen, Danni. Lisa. Drunk girl who was friends with the girl I really wanted to hook up with. It's not all of you. It's me. Scott Gerber?!
Scott Gerber: At soccer camp, I told you I wanted to be more than friends.
J.D.: I thought you meant teammates.
Scott Gerber: Well, I didn't.
[reality:]
J.D.: He used to borrow my jersey and wear it as jammies.