Danni: I love how much you guys care about your patients.
J.D.: [v.o.] Wow, Danni is so sweet. What am I worried about?
Danni: You know, Jordan and I are from around here, and our friend Chuck's a stripper? I'm sure he knows tons of guys that would love to have sex with your patient.
J.D.: [v.o.] What the hell!? What's it gonna be like when she's at my place!?
[fantasy, a scholarly J.D. is in his living room, surrounded by shirtless men in skimpy underwear:]
J.D.: Danni, can you have the guys practice in the other room, please?
Danni: Stop being such a fuddy-duddy! Now, who haven't I slept with yet?
[reality:]
J.D.: There'll be banana hammocks everywhere!