Quote from J.D. in My Rule of Thumb
Turk: How'd you get Dr. Cox to like you? J.D.: Dr. Cox said he liked me!? Turk: No, you're missing the point. J.D.: I need to know three things immediately: Where was he when he said it? What inflection did he use? And had he been drinking? You know what, I don't care about the third one. Sometimes when you've been drinking you're the most truthful.