Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Rule of Thumb
J.D.: [v.o.] At Sacred Heart, there are certain things you can always count on. Dr. Kelso will systematically break Ted's spirit. Dr. Kelso: Oh, Ted. I meant to tell you eight months ago, all those days of vacation you saved up expire right... now! Ted: But, sir, I was going to visit The Alamo with the guys from my public sp- speaking class!