Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Friend the Doctor
Dr. Kelso: Dr. Reid, I need to get Enid a birthday present. Elliot: Aw, when's her birthday? Dr. Kelso: I think it was last week. Elliot: Um... Well, a scarf is always nice. Dr. Kelso: That's perfect. It's simple; it's elegant; and it'll hide her turkey neck.