Elliot: When I was in high school, I went to Europe for a month and I forgot to take my birth control pills, so I took like thirty the day I got home.
J.D.: What happened?
[flashback: Elliot has shaving foam on her hand as she looks at her thick beard in the mirror:]
Woman: [o.s.] Elliot! Your homecoming date is here!
Elliot: Uh, stall him! [shaves]
[present:]
Elliot: Nothing.