Janitor: Hey, Dr. Kelso. Hey, Dr. Kelso. Uh, I don't know if you heard or not, but Bernice, the lady who does the PA announcements usually, she just got hit by a bus. And, um, I was on the speech team in high school so, anyway, I was thinking that maybe from now on, I could do the announcements. You know, just until Bernice gets back on her foot.
Dr. Kelso: Splendid!