J.D.: [v.o.] Whenever there's an argument in my family, it's a time-honored tradition to pretend nothing happened.
Dan: How are your chocolate chip flapjacks, little brother?
J.D.: Chocolate chippity good!
Dan: More whipped cream, Christopher?
Turk: Bring it!
Dan: I just want to say before I hit the road, it's been great hanging with you. And Johnny, I know I don't say this nearly enough, but, um... [farts] Ooh, coffee's kicking in. I'll be back in just under four minutes.