Quote from Elliot in My Lucky Night
Elliot: So So, J.D. and I slept together. It's not that big a deal. Sean: You know Betty from work. I see her every day, right? How would you feel if I told you we slept together? Elliot: Well, I'd be disturbed, Sean, because Betty is a harp seal. Sean: Yeah, but a harp seal who's smart, funny, and totally gets me! Elliot: Oh, my God! Is anyone in more hell than me right now?