Will: You're not that comfortable with the man-on-man action, are you?
Turk: So I'm a little homophobic. I mean, we all got our stuff, right? I bet, deep down inside, you're a little racist?
Will: Marrying a black guy?
Turk: Dude, how pissed are your parents, honestly?
Will: So, what makes you so uncomfortable? Is it the sex?
Turk: Don't get me wrong I don't love the idea of kissing anyone with a mustache. That's why I always pretend to have a cold when Carla's aunt comes to town. What really freaks me out, though, is the thought of being that open with another guy. Any guy. I don't know what it is, I mean that's just the way I been my whole life. Maybe- Maybe it's because I'm scared, you know?
Will: Dude, that's a little gay.