J.D.: [v.o.] Hospitals are filled with people who just came off 18-hour shifts. So when a patient dies, it's not uncommon to take them to the morgue yourself, then grab a little shut-eye in their bed. Unfortunately, sometimes you're beaten to the punch.
J.D.: I'm up!
Nurse Roberts: [screams]
[later, Nurse Roberts stands outside with a chipped front tooth:]
J.D.: You can hardly notice it It's actually kinda pretty!
Nurse Roberts: Jack-ass.