Quote from J.D. in My Own American Girl
J.D.: Look, I know you're the only x-ray tech on tonight, all right? But I just need a quick abdominal scan to make sure Mrs. Farr doesn't have an obstruction. Laddy: Uh-uh-uh! Don't want to know who they are! Don't want to know how they're doing! Just wanna go "click-click!" and get 'em out of here! Now, your lady's about forty people down on the list. And as always, uh, there are no cutsies. J.D.: Damn! Look, uh. There's gotta be something I can do. [later:] Laddy: See, because of the way I laid on top of you, I can tell people this is an x-ray of Siamese twins! How cool is that! J.D.: It's so cool, Laddy, let's never talk to anyone about it, ever!