Quote from Elliot in My Own American Girl
Elliot: Sean? Sean: Hey, Elliot! How you doing? Elliot: You look great! Except, the buzz-cut has kind of tapped into this recurring dream I have where my dad makes me marry this army colonel named Johnny Case who, as it turns out, already has a wife in the Philippines. Anyways, she and I become friends, but then she smothers him with her thighs and then frames me for it. Sean: Well, yeah, I'm- I'm doing about the same, too.