Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Own American Girl
J.D.: Dr. Cox. Dr. Cox. Big Cheese. Dr. Cox: Yes? J.D.: [v.o.] If you're wondering why Dr. Kelso's nose is squeaking about a week ago, he was torturing Elliot and Dr. Cox, well. Needless to say, there were consequences. Dr. Kelso: [squeaking] Perry, great news: I managed to swing it so that you get to go over to the state pen today and do the annual inmates' physicals! Dr. Cox: Well, hell's bells, Bobbo, if you want to fire me, just do it! Dr. Kelso: I would, but even though this room was quite crowded when you sucker-punched me, apparently nobody saw it happen. Ted: [chuckles] Uh, so what happened, sir?