J.D.: [v.o.] I didn't get a lot of sleep thinking about what Spence had said.
Janitor: [whimpers]
J.D.: Look, I'm sorry I was such a jerk yesterday. OK? I mean, come on, look at this floor. You could practically eat off of it.
Janitor: Would you?
J.D.: Would I what?
Janitor: Would you eat off the floor? [drops food]
J.D.: [v.o.] As I bent down to eat that peppered floor turkey, unaware that the cleanser the janitor uses is an extremely potent diuretic, I realized something. The reason we're doctors is because we have an innate desire to help people.
Janitor: That was disgusting.