Turk: Man, why'd you even show up this weekend?
Spence: What are you talking about? I'm the one who introduced Schmitty and Dan. OK, I didn't really introduce them, but I'm the one who accidentally saw them under the foosball table. Oh, Schmitty.
J.D.: Typical Spence. You just blow into town and get us into trouble.
Spence: What? I made you guys go out tonight? Hey, I have a venture capital presentation on Thursday. Ask me if I want to go out drinking Wednesday night.
Both: You wanna go out?
Spence: Sorry. Sorry. I can't, I have a presentation. You see, the truth is, you guys have been complaining about work since the second I got here, just dying for an excuse to blow it off. So maybe you should stop being all mad at me when, really, you're just pissed because you hate your jobs.