Quote from J.D. in My Dream Job
Spence: [pager beeps] You guys have to go to work? J.D.: No, it's just a stupid intern. Turk: Besides, the only way we'd have to go in is if there was some catastrophe. [meanwhile, Doug is watching the TV in the break room:] Newscaster: [v.o.] In breaking news, there's been a multiple car pile-up on the throughway. [back:] J.D.: Plus, the two guys on call would have to be simultaneously incapacitated. [at the hospital:] Doug: This is my chance to shine. Todd: What's up, chica? [Doug runs into The Todd] Whoa! Oh, God!