J.D.: [v.o.] As for my relationship, I was doing anything I could to keep the drama alive.
[montage:]
J.D.: [on the phone] Look, Jamie and I are gonna be together, and I don't care what you think, Mom.
J.D.: Because I don't want salad, that's why.
J.D.: [on the phone] Look, Jamie and I will be together and I don't care what you think, Dad.
[at a bar:]
J.D.: I'm warning you, stop eyeballing my woman.
Jamie: Actually, J.D., I think it was that guy.
J.D.: No, it was definitely that guy.