Quote from Dr. Kelso in My Drama Queen
Ted: OK, gang, before we begin, Dr. Kelso wants me to remind you of the legal ramifications of all your teensy snafus. Dr. Kelso: Teensy snafus? Good God, Ted. It's not a Dr. Seuss story. Now, listen up, name tags. Over 50 per cent of our lawsuits can be traced back to poor patient-doctor communication. To that end, if any of you still feel the need to flap your babble holes, you will be joining me in my new daily seminar on doctor-patient relations. My first invitee will be Dr. Murphy, whom I recently overheard telling someone, "Stop bleeding. Stop bleeding. Oh, God, please stop bleeding." Doug: It was a gusher.