Janitor: So anyway, you said you like mine, so I had the wife whip you up a pair of your own. You like 'em?
J.D.: Do I like 'em? Why, just the other day I was asking myself, how can I display my package in a way that's alluring and professional?
Janitor: Well, there's your answer. [laughs] Ah, to be young and in shorts.