J.D.: Shorts, huh?
Janitor: Yeah. I don't get to wear shorts 'cause I'm a lowly janitor?
J.D.: I didn't say lowly.
Janitor: Oh, so now I'm a janitor?
J.D.: Yes. Have you been drinking?
Janitor: I'm not drunk.
J.D.: I love your shorts, okay? I wish I had a pair just like them.