Jamie: J.D., I'm so happy you came.
J.D.: Well, you look fantastic. And, you know, I don't mean, "Hey, dude, check out that hot biddy at the bar" fantastic. I'm talking about "I'm sorry for your loss" fantastic.
Jamie: Do you wanna grab a drink?
J.D.: Yeah, let's get the hell outta here.
Jamie: Oh, I was actually talking about him.
J.D.: Oh, yeah, I know. So was I. [takes drink, sips]
Jamie: No, you have to order. He's bussing those.
J.D.: [spits up] Somebody's a smoker.