J.D.: I gotta get to that funeral.
Dr. Cox: Well, raise my rent if you're not off to see Tasty Coma Wife. Her husband was in a coma so long, that she actually forgot what an attractive male looked like. Enter Errol Flynn, whose conscience will not allow him to either swash or buckle her. But since hubby is now worm food, I'm guessing all bets are off.
Jordan: Listen, later on, if you have trouble getting the baby to sleep, just tell him that story.