J.D.: Turk, Turk. Wait, wait, wait. Look, I can totally get you back in with all the surgery boys.
Ted: Can you? Really? Totally?
J.D.: Yeah, I'll just talk to them. Schmitty, Schultzy, Trigger, Fig Sack, Small Pete, Little Pete, Tiny Pete, The Jackal, Aardvark and Steve.
Turk: Dude, who the hell are you talking about?
J.D.: Oh, yeah. We all went out last night and I sort of made up some new nicknames for all the fellas. By the way, you're Slappy Bag.
Turk: You've lost it.
J.D.: Come on, Slappy Bag.
Turk: Don't call me Slappy Bag.