Carla: You're gonna get in so much trouble for this.
Dr. Cox: It's a joke. No one's going to believe Kelso actually died.
[montage:]
Ted: [laughs]
Todd: I don't know if I should be alone tonight. [puts arm around nurse]
Ted: [laughs]
Nurse Roberts: He's with Jesus now. Tough break, big guy.
Todd: Wow. [puts arm around nurse]
Ted: [laughs]