Dr. Cox: Had to be done.
Pete: OK, terrific. Grown-ups tackle each other all the time. Look, I can't change what already happened. But believe me, I never meant to come between you and anyone.
J.D.: [v.o.] Watching Dr. Cox and Pete fight over me was... Oh, hell, I'll say it. It was awesome.
Dr. Cox: You went ahead and took something that did not belong to you.
J.D.: [v.o.] That seemed a little possessive, but I'm flattered.
Dr. Cox: Worse than that, you did it knowing full well exactly how I felt about her.
J.D.: [v.o.] Ah, he just wouldn't be Dr. Cox if he didn't refer to me as a her.
Pete: Hey, for what it's worth, I didn't make the first move.
J.D.: That's a lie. You bought me a latte. Hey, guys.