Quote from J.D. in My Own Private Practice Guy
J.D.: I knew this was his way of reaching out, but still I have plans tonight. Dr. Cox: Oh, what plans? J.D.: [v.o.] Okay, think of something believable. Grandma died. No, no, no, no, no. Don't do that. Because if she does die, you'll feel awful and, let's face it, she's no spring chicken. I should call her. But when we talk, I have nothing to say. How about asking me how I am for once? Dr. Cox: [whistles] Newbie. J.D.: My grandma died.